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wry1 · 10-06-2003, 07:02 PM

Wow....a Horde with its own spell-checker (thanks Hard8s)!

A must-have for any century.

I too will lend my vast skills to your worthy cause of causing murder, mayhem and alcohol-consumption on a global scale. Here are my qualifications....

I, Commando the mightily-endowed, have left a field of broken bottles through many a bar and nightclub, have utterly destroyed many a closing-time, and have single-handedly turned once hard-drinking bartenders into sober citizens from the hangovers I induce. No bar, party store, liquor aisle or farmer's daughter is safe within 500 miles of wherever I happen to be at any given moment. No shot is too big, no tab is too big.

I also bring my own weapon: a multi-functional bottle opener/cork pull/broadsword. As for horses, don't need 'em....I ride the beer trucks I capture, ride the cars of the bartenders I put under the table, ride the farmer's daughters I.....never mind!

Just one thing: why aren't we sacking Las Vegas? Think about it, guys....showgirls, strippers, shitloads of cash, strippers, showgirls, mountains of booze in every hotel, showgirls, strippers. I say we make Las Vegas our base of operations and then send out raiding parties across the land! Once we settle in, we can hunt Sigfried & Roy's animals for sport.

Just a thought.

10-06-2003, 07:02 PM	#271 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Wow....a Horde with its own spell-checker (thanks Hard8s)! A must-have for any century. I too will lend my vast skills to your worthy cause of causing murder, mayhem and alcohol-consumption on a global scale. Here are my qualifications.... I, Commando the mightily-endowed, have left a field of broken bottles through many a bar and nightclub, have utterly destroyed many a closing-time, and have single-handedly turned once hard-drinking bartenders into sober citizens from the hangovers I induce. No bar, party store, liquor aisle or farmer's daughter is safe within 500 miles of wherever I happen to be at any given moment. No shot is too big, no tab is too big. I also bring my own weapon: a multi-functional bottle opener/cork pull/broadsword. As for horses, don't need 'em....I ride the beer trucks I capture, ride the cars of the bartenders I put under the table, ride the farmer's daughters I.....never mind! Just one thing: why aren't we sacking Las Vegas? Think about it, guys....showgirls, strippers, shitloads of cash, strippers, showgirls, mountains of booze in every hotel, showgirls, strippers. I say we make Las Vegas our base of operations and then send out raiding parties across the land! Once we settle in, we can hunt Sigfried & Roy's animals for sport. Just a thought. Last edited by wry1; 10-06-2003 at 07:08 PM..