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Originally posted by Mind_Storm
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Number 4
The Weeper
Remember the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend cried like a baby when she dropped her hot dog but didn't shed a tear when her grandmother died?
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This is my ex, my god, it's the truth.
I would add....
The Delusions of Grandeur.
Close to the princess, but different. The Delusions of Grandeur is an average looking girl, with an average job, with an average personality, but thinks that she is too good for every man alive. She is forever single, and "refuses to settle". Essentially the Delusions of Grandeur thinks that she is entitled to a combination of John F. Kennedy Jr. and Jesus H. Christ combined. Delusions of Grandeur has a man requirement list that no man can match. He has to be tall, beautiful, rich, intelligent, charming, have a great smile, a bad boy, have high morals, a great lover, a great career, no body hair, full head of hair, perfect smile, dimples, broad shoulders, well endowed, generous, like animals, likes children. Blah blah blah.