Great list. Good chuckle to start the day.
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Friendster.com. For a few months, it was a secret cute-kid sex party. Then all your exes heard about it. Then Courtney Love got on it. Then strangers started insisting you'd shared some magical experience with them outside Tuscaloosa. You told them you'd never been to Tuscaloosa and that they must have the wrong person. Then they told you your pet hamster’s name from when you were five and you started shaking.
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I never understood friendster. I got invited, I joined, and I waited. All I saw every day was a bunch of pictures of people I would never meet because they all lived halfway across the country (but are supposedly friends of friends of friends) and a lame bulletin board with no context on any of the posts. I have no idea where the cute-kid sex party was.