|
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A Black hearse
was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first. Behind
the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind
him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time
to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you
walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue."
__________________
[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass
"If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers."
Confucious
|