I was in the hospital, confined to a bed (I was in traction, so I had no choice in the matter) and as a healthy 15 year-old, I needed to get a little "release", so I popped in a video some friends of my parents provided me (it had a few movies copied onto it, and evidently there had been a porno on it earlier that hadn't been completely erased) and started going to town.
Of course, once I got truly into it things got embarrassing....the "hot" nurse on the floor comes into my room, sees what I'm doing, and bolts out.
.....Great regret? That she didn't stick around long enough for me to ask her for some help....
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