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JadziaDax · 10-05-2003, 09:12 AM

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Q: How do men sort their laundry?

A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"

AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

And she was good.
And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts.
And God asked woman what she would like to have changed
about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God
what should be done with the useless boob.

And God created man...

Q: Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?

A: It's for Dickheads!

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JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Some one liners and Q&A's.. yes, about MEN. Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere. Q: How do men sort their laundry? A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable" AND GOD CREATED WOMAN And she was good. And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts. And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob. And God created man... Q: Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? A: It's for Dickheads!