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Old 10-05-2003, 07:44 AM   #32 (permalink)
SkanK0r
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My first time, I actually had sex with a mitten. I didn't KNOW I was masturbating - I was about 11 and I just started noticing how good it felt to tub stuff down there. So I got a mitten with a soft inside and suddenly realized how awesome it was. I orgasmed and was like "WHAT THE HELL WAS -THAT-!?!?!"

Needless to say, I didn't know I "shot" anything. So a couple of days later I went back to try out my mitten, and --CRUNCH--. MY semen had hardened and I was masturbating with a crunchy, hard, pokey surface - no long soft and warm.

That's my terribly embarassing masturbation story. And it was my FIRST one!
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