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Old 10-04-2003, 02:21 PM   #26 (permalink)
siryn
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Location: Long Beach CA
I normally don't enjoy masturbating with lubricants, but if I have a hankering for them, then I desperately search for anything satisfactory.

One night, I wandered into my bathroom and the only thing I could find was some Head and Shoulders. I did my business and fell asleep, thinking no harm would be done. The next morning, my entire unit was scaling. For a week, it the skin (particularly the scrotum) was the offspring you'd imagine crumpled wax paper and sunburnt skin would yield.

And I never spoke of it again.
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