A lady is in the hospital having a kid, and having a pretty hard time of it. Finally the doctor pulls the baby out, looks at it, smacks its head on the corner of the table, spits on it, throws it on the floor, and starts kicking it. The lady freaks out. The doctor says, "Relax lady, I'm just kidding. It was already dead."
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