Not exactly a masturbatory mistake, but I inadvertantly got a good sized dollop of shampoo on the boys, and didn't realize it for several minutes (got some in my ear, too). OUCH. For three or four days after, I had a terrible burning itch, and all the skin dried up, cracked and peeled off. THAT sucked.
Oh yeah, and one time my girl decided to use some lotion...no big deal, right? Well, yeah, actually it WAS a big deal...it was Bath and Bodyworks Cucumber Melon. The orgasm, GREAT, the uncomfortable burning all the way home up until the first bathroom break afterwards, NOT so great.
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