It's a long one but one of my fave bits
Old Chinese Man: Take this doll but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ohh, that's bad
OCM: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
OCM: The frogurt is also cursed!
Homer: That's bad!
OCM: But it comes with your free choice of toppings
Homer: That's good!
OCM: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer: ...
OCM: That's bad
Homer: Can I go now?
And also from the same episode
Homer: "Marge!Marge! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!"
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