holy shit. this is the funniest thread i think i've ever read.
my two cents...
when i was with my ex, i would go down on her. as it is, she moves around a lot from it, but when she gets ready to orgasm, her legs clamp tight as all fuckin hell on my head, and then she starts bucking in the air, sending my head and half my body flailing all over the place as she tosses me around. i almost got thrown off the bed one time, and i'm sure it's almost caused neck injury several times. The squeeze it so hard, i couldn't remove my head if i wanted to.
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