This is a mishap of somebody else, and it is mainly a mishap because EVERYONE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT. Anyway, these 2 dorky girls in 7th grade were passing notes in class, and some kid intercepted one. It said something about how cool it is to get a condom and fill it up with chewed bubble gum. Talk about being embarrased!
As for myself, I learned early on to not use soap, for the aforementioned pee burn. That is how they should get murder suspects in custody to talk; threaten them with a squirt of Liquid Dial up the urethra.
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