Here's whatcha do.
Go to LA. When you get there, go to Hollywood. When you get
there, look around for somebody selling "maps to stars homes". Buy one.
Then find your favorite celebrities on the map. Go to their house. When you get there, you'll want to brush your hair and look in a mirror and make sure there's nothing in your teeth. Also, use a breath mint! Famous people don't like bad breath!
Go up to the door and knock. When the famous person answers the door, say "Hello! I am air45 and I have come for the sexing with you! Ok!"
Dirty, dirty love will surely follow.
Good luck!
