Hail Explorers of Mystery!
Let us not forget the Mustardmen of yore.
We owe them almost everything.
Today’s modern Mustardman must have courage
coupled with devout obedience.
The Mustardwomen must be just as dedicated
and oh so thirsty.
The rural roads are lined with the crucified corpses
of those who failed the draconian laws of their secret society.
It is best that we do not remain on this topic overlong.
There is a nefarious knock upon my door.
Dare I answer?
-GH