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WMD found!
they found a Whisky Making Distillary in scotland that is...
There is an island off the north west of Scotland called Islay and it produces a lot of whisky. One distillary decided to install webcams so as people who are interested in whisky can watch how it is made. One day recently they received an email asking why one of their webcams was not working. It turned out this email came from a US government department who are looking for WMD. They had been spying on them making whisky because apparently the process is similar to that of making WMD.
A spokeswoman of the US Department said that "it is only a small step to turn a Whisky Distillary into a chemical weapons factory".
"the times" suspected that the US Goverment is just thirsty...
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