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rmarshall · 09-29-2003, 01:36 PM

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. He had always wanted a nice big motorcycle. So he's shopping around, answering ads in the newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic GoldWing with a "for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner: "This bike is beautiful!! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape."

"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple, just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, that you rub vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike, I won't need my tube of vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the new owner an old tube of vaseline, and he puts it in his pocket.

The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a proud and happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic! (being a GoldWing fan too). That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents house since it's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big mpression.

When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm: "Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says.

In they go. The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, a huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks there are dirty dishes, that must have been there for years. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he reaches over, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make it on the dinner table. Of course, no one says a word. "Her mum's kinda cute,"he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's mum and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again no one says a word. Then, the boyfriend notices it starting to rain, he better take care of the new motorcycle. He pulls the tube of vaseline from his pocket. The father jumps up out of his chair and shouts:

"All right, I'll do the dishes!"

09-29-2003, 01:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Classic Gold Wing There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. He had always wanted a nice big motorcycle. So he's shopping around, answering ads in the newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic GoldWing with a "for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner: "This bike is beautiful!! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape." "Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple, just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, that you rub vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike, I won't need my tube of vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the new owner an old tube of vaseline, and he puts it in his pocket. The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a proud and happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic! (being a GoldWing fan too). That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents house since it's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big mpression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm: "Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. In they go. The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, a huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks there are dirty dishes, that must have been there for years. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he reaches over, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make it on the dinner table. Of course, no one says a word. "Her mum's kinda cute,"he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's mum and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again no one says a word. Then, the boyfriend notices it starting to rain, he better take care of the new motorcycle. He pulls the tube of vaseline from his pocket. The father jumps up out of his chair and shouts: "All right, I'll do the dishes!"