Kahn Troublebot,
Word of the mighty Horde has spread far and wide. I have come all the way from Phoenix, where the Naugs still roam free, no threat of being hunted for their Naugahide, to join this Horde. I would love to bury my axe in some Canadians in your name. I only wish a horse to carry me into battle and all the M and M's I can eat.
I'll sneak across the border this evening and organize an anti Horde demonstration for tomorrow so that everyone is in a tight little group and defenseless when the Horde comes sweeping in. I'll be the one with the axe!
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