You folks are far too creative to me. I almost always revert to my old standby - "fat pig". This is easy to remember, applies to the majority of Americans (who are over their 'ideal' weight) - myself included technically, and is something that many will take home with them and think - "gee, am I really that overweight."
I only say this when someone has done something truly stupid and is deserving. Used mostly in the car - works well b/c it is readily 'lip readable.'
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