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Damn, this list might be too long for this forum. I'll try to keep it short.
1: short men that drive trucks that are so big, you need a ladder to climb behind the wheel.
2: people who don't use their turn signal. This drives me fucking crazy.
3: drug companies buying commercial airtime to push their products on the masses. "Ask your doctor about Prilosec", "Do your toenails have fungus?", "can't get a hard on?" Jesus...what a pain in the ass.
4: men who beat women
5: how many fuckin' Law & Order spin-offs do we need? I love the show, but come on people!
6: racism
7: toilets that don't have enough sucking power to pull down spit from an ant's ass. It should be mandatory that every home and business have pressure assist toilets.
8: unsolicated email
9: telemarketing calls - Christ, how I hope donotcall.org passes legislation. Last week, I got a call on a Sunday afternoon.
10: pop-ups for shitty adverts. Kudos go out to Orbitz's advertising team for coming up with some really cool "games" in their pop-ups (i.e.; dunk the dummy, spike the volleyball, hit a homerun, strike out the batter, etc.). Slick campaign and I always find myself playing them.
JW
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-- H.L. Mencken
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