Menstrual cramps. (Hey, you asked.)
Falling off my bike and skinning my legs up.
Getting hit in the nose with a hard plastic ball.
Getting hit in the breasts and crotch with volleyballs, soccerballs, footballs, softballs, and medicine balls.
Falling out of a tree.
Losing my virginity. (OMG)
Yeah. I can't pick the worst out of those for some reason, so I listed them all. I'm sure there's others I forgot.
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