Brilliant or just plain mean?
This is a chat log of a conversation I had with one of my friends a while ago. For no real reason, I decided to play a prank on him, and well, it worked quite well.
Trochar: john's dead.
blue: ?
blue: what
Trochar: emad just told me over msn. he's dead. hit by a car
blue: you are kidding right
blue: you are fuckign kidding me
Trochar: no. i'm not.
blue: i dotn believe you
blue: no way
Trochar: well, you're going to have to.
Trochar: he's dead.
blue: fuck no
blue: no way
Trochar: yeah, john's dead.
blue: have u calle dhis parents?
blue: april first is long gone by the way
Trochar: i can never remember his number.
Trochar: but from what emad told me, it happened last night in ajax.
blue: *** 2834768
blue: seriously!
blue: how does emad know
Trochar: i'm not going to call them. i wouldn't know what to say. i'm just going to have to believe emad.
Trochar: and i know emad, he wouldn't lie about something like this.
Trochar: emad says he saw it on the news. citypulse or something.
blue: You fucking asshole
blue: !
Trochar: what?
blue: hes not dead
Trochar: why am i an asshole?
blue: my sister spoke to him today
Trochar: are you calling his house right now?
blue: yes
Trochar: why would i lie about something like that? he was my best friend.
blue: no one is anwering
blue: because either you him or emad is a lying sack of shit
blue: dont make me cry i have had a terrible day at work and i dont need this
Trochar: yes, because we're all out to get you, grozko.
Trochar: are you going to cry because john's dead/
blue: HE called ym house today
Trochar: ?
blue: and spoek to my sister
blue: so he couldnt have been hiot by a car
blue: yes i am
Trochar: are you sure he called your house today? maybe your sister got confused and it was yesterday.
Trochar: he died last night.
blue: lat night
blue: emad is on?
blue: no he didnt
Trochar: he was on earlier.
blue: i can tell by your pause
Trochar: not right no, though.
blue: u must have consulted someone
blue: so fuck you
Trochar: yeah, the pause created by the death of one of my friends.
blue: ill take yo off the internet
Trochar: you think i like being the bearer of bad news like this
Trochar: ?
blue: you are NOT funny
blue: whats shiela's phone number
blue: or last name
blue: why didnt emad tell me
Trochar: i don't know. you could have been at work.
blue: if this is some fucked up muslim delayed april fools thing
Trochar: i'm not muslim.
blue: he could send email
blue: or is he that computer ilitterate
blue: i think that it may be a joke that either john or emad started
Trochar: well, when people are grieving, they don't think of things.
blue: cuz he is pissed otthat we dont call him
Trochar: if it is a joke by john, well, perhaps he does deserve to die.
Trochar: but until i hear otherwise, i can only assume that he is dead.
blue: if it is ill kill him myself
blue: whats shiela's l;ast name
Trochar: i don't know. i never really talked to her.
blue: whats emads pjhone
blue: ?
Trochar: i can't remember.
blue: what good are you
Trochar: apparently not very good.
blue: 2616813
Trochar: could be.,
Now, the question is: was this a really good joke or a very mean thing?
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