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this guy i knew freshman year of college:
he goes to a party and brings this chick back to the dorm.
he's hittin it from behind and accidently rams it in her ass.
she jolts, sending him careening backwards.
he hits his head on a chair, passed out on the floor.
his door was wide open the next mornin when he awoke to laying in a puddle of his own piss with the normal dorm-hubub going on outside. heh.
as for myself, i hooked up with this chick once at a party...then later that week i asked her roomate out. talk about "things being weird"
bah. im lame.
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the darkness it surrounds me, consumes my very soul. within this worthless existence i shall never be made whole.
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