09-23-2003, 11:14 PM
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Banned
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Sex?
Found somewhere on internet:
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When I went to City Hall to renew my dog's license, I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, I'd like one, too! Then I said, But this is a dog. He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old. He winked at me and said, You must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog with me. I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said, You don't need a special room for Sex. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do. I said, Look, you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night. The clerk said, Funny I have the same problem. Well, one day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog got loose and ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I planned to have Sex in the contest. He said, Wonderful! If you sell tickets, you'll clean up! Well, my wife and I decided to separate, so we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said to the judge, I had Sex before I was married. The judge said, This court is not a confessional. Please stick to the facts. Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, Me too.
Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning? I said, I'm looking for Sex. My case comes up on Friday.
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