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K-Wise · 09-23-2003, 10:56 PM

I just got finished seein Bullet Proof Monk. Ah Christ I hate how fake they're gettin these days. Everyone one jumps up in the air and does like 11 flips sideways, backwards, and then forwards, kick the guy and then land in perfect fighting stance. Jackie Chan, one of the few who I still respected for not doing all that stupid shit is doing it now. Why? I mean are people actually impressed by all this shit? I think they'd be more impressed by physical prowess then some fuckin black ropes and computer editing. I mean ya used to watch em and be like "BAD ASS HOW DID HE DO THAT?!" now it's like ya know exactly how they did it. I mean wheres the fuckin talent in that? I mean we all know Sean Paul William Scott Jeffrey Turner whatever the fuck his name is, is no fuckin Kung-Fu master but now all of a sudden he can weild a bow with finess and technique. I'd rather see a kung-fu movie with actual kung-fu masters and not the actors trained to do kung-fu. Then the real masters don't get any fuckin credit.

Asta!!

09-23-2003, 10:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Kung-Fu movies as we know them are all going to shit.... I just got finished seein Bullet Proof Monk. Ah Christ I hate how fake they're gettin these days. Everyone one jumps up in the air and does like 11 flips sideways, backwards, and then forwards, kick the guy and then land in perfect fighting stance. Jackie Chan, one of the few who I still respected for not doing all that stupid shit is doing it now. Why? I mean are people actually impressed by all this shit? I think they'd be more impressed by physical prowess then some fuckin black ropes and computer editing. I mean ya used to watch em and be like "BAD ASS HOW DID HE DO THAT?!" now it's like ya know exactly how they did it. I mean wheres the fuckin talent in that? I mean we all know Sean Paul William Scott Jeffrey Turner whatever the fuck his name is, is no fuckin Kung-Fu master but now all of a sudden he can weild a bow with finess and technique. I'd rather see a kung-fu movie with actual kung-fu masters and not the actors trained to do kung-fu. Then the real masters don't get any fuckin credit. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!