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a man is leaving for work
his wife says make sure u are home on time i have a surprise!
The man says ok i will be home directly after work.
wife says u better, Dont go to that bar AGAIN i mean it!!!
Husband says i will dont worry!
about an hour before work gets out the husbands buddy John says "wanna go to the bar?
Husband says "no my wife will kill me if im not home after work today!"
John says "Dont worry i have a fool proof way of getting out of trouble!"
Husband says "I dont know..."
John says "trust me"
Husband says "ok fine"
so it comes to about 10pm (got off at 4pm)
Husband says "ok i have to go what is the plan?"
John says "Ok listen"
1) turn the car off just before u get to the drive way and cost in and park
2) vary carfully open the door
3) when u get to the stairs take off all your clothes
4) vary sly like go up the stairs
5) when u get to the room start at the foot of the bed go under the covers and start eating her out!
"There is no way she can be mad at u after that!
Husband "ok i think that will work
so he turns the car off and costs to the driveway,
very carfully he opens the door and takes his clothes off,
sly like he walks up the stairs,
he starts at the foot of the bed and starts eating her out!
When he is finished he goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
when he goes to the bathroom his wife comes out of the shower and says
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE U BEEN? I WAS GOING TO SUPRISE U THAT YOUR MOTHER CAME OVER BUT SHE IS ALREADY ASLEEP!
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