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let me begin with a question, Why don't you get some sleep?
Depending on who you ask, I may be. According to the Discordian faith, every man, woman, and child is the Pope. I actually have a card certifying that I am, in fact, the Pope. I fyou mean the Catholic Pope, it probably has something to do with the constant swearing.
If you're talking about the Catholic Pope, I suppose I'd have to be elected by a bunch of guys in Italy.
I'd bitchslap any priest found guilty (not just accused) of molestation, and officially reverse the church's policies on homosexuality, holding those in homosexual relationships to the same standards as heterosexuals. I'd loosen the rules a bit, I mean I think it's ridiculous that French Kissing (Sorry,.freedom kissing) will supposedly send you to hell. I'd order a new custom Pope-mobile that can do a 10-second quarter mile.
You have nothing better to do
Maybe when I go to class tomorrow, but I think shorts are more likely.
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