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BRING ME THE HEAD OF WILFRED BRIMLEY!
Charlie Sheen shall also feel the wrath of my axe.
Britney Spears? I seek REAL women, all bubblegummers will be immediately turned in at the Kahn's tent.
If anyone comes across Salma Hayek I will pay handsomely.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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