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Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Concerned Citizen!
Your information is certainly appreciated but this is perfectly normal behavior. The herd must be culled less we grow fat and weak. Those hamburgers deserved their fate. It is the natural cycle of life and rash indeed is he who would disturb it.
-GH
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Dear Mr. GiantHamburger,
Is this really how you feel OR Do you secretly want people to eat white castle hamburgers because you think your superior to them????? I think you think your better then them!!! With your Big fluffy buns, your thick, hot steamy patty, and your crisp lettuce and oh so ripe tomatoes.....all put togeather with just the right amount of condiments. You just cant stand to hear people call white castle food hamburgers can you??? They have their little grey patties on thoes nasty little hard buns and that sad little pickle, and lets not forget the grease.... MY GOD MAN THE GREASE!!!!!! It sickens you to even be mentioned in the same breath with white castles dosen't it????? DOSEN"T IT!!!!!!!!?????
Well, sir I for one will can not stand a biggot!!! I will never again eat one of you big, voluptious, juicy, hot burgers again!!!! From now on its nothing but sliders for me!!!!!!
signed MMM
NO WAIT.......... I think thats your plan to make me eat more sliders, thus making you happier!!!! YEAH!! If I eat the poor little sliders then you win... But if I don't then I am no better than you and your biggottry ways....... DAMN YOU Mr.Gianthamburger !!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!! No matter what I do you will always win!!!!! Whats a man to do..... I give up ... you win...... I am sorry I even tried to step to the man that is MR.GIANTHAMBURGER..... ..... please forgive me...........