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Everyone's superman when they're drunk it seems, you probably wouldn't even need to run over there, just yelling "Hey buddy, cut that out" would yield the enjoyment of said dumbass stumbling his way over to your side of the curb. Then you could proceed your demonstration of a focused sober bodies superiority.
Of course this is easy to say, it's hard to do anything but run over and start hammering someones skull once your testosterone takes over.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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