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An Italian, Frenchman, and a Pollack are miserable with their lives. They are camping together one day by a cliff by a river, then a genie appears. The Genie says, "Whatever you shout when you jump off this cliff, you will turn into."
The three men were overjoyed, seeing that their current lives sucked.
The Italian jumps off, and screams "Fish!" and *poof*, he turns into a fish and swims away.
The Frenchman jumps off, and screams "Bird!" and *poof*, he turns into a bird and flies merrily away.
The Pollack jumps off, and screams "OH SHIT!"
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