Never mess with a married woman, because the husband will have nothing to lose.
Make friends with just one cop, but discuss with him how a cop likes to have people interact with them. You can actually do this with most cops that you never even met before, they've always told me what I wanted to know about.
If your pants are constantly sagging (unpurposefully), and you don't like belts, suspenders are the best thing since sliced bread.
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