O Greatly Soiled Chief of the Lice-Infested Stinking Horde, I bring bad tidings from the California Front. Apparently certain actors in Hollywood have been speaking out against our beloved Stinking Horde. Charlie Sheen is leading them and rumor has it that they think they actually wield power over the masses and people listen to what they say. They seem to be in their own reality and seem somehow disconnected from real life. Because of this, our weapons have little effect on them. When we whack off their heads, it has little effect on their intelligence. This has emboldened them to the point of making a made for TV movie about The Horde that will cast a negative light upon our exploits. The worst thing, O Leader of the Stinking Horde, is they insult you by casting Richard Simmons as you, Rupaul as Thraeryn, Wilfred Bremly as RockOgre , Rosie O’Donnell as Averett, a small ferret will play Uncle Phil, Wil Wheaton as ME and they will CGI everyone else as an Orc Wannabe rip off from Lord of the Rings. They plan on editing out the stinking, pillaging, killing, maiming, unwanted sexual advances and transform the Horde into a group of wandering Americore College Drop-outs trying to steal beer. They also plan on making a political statement against the California Recall Election by adding a gay love triangle with Our Glorious Leader Troublebot, Bones and The Ferret (Uncle Phil).
I was so angered by this information that I killed the messengers and ate them with nice Chianti.
We cannot stand for this. We must make haste to Hollywood to stop production of this farce.
What say thee O Glorious Leader?
What say thee O Stinking Horde?
(And I don't think Bones will have a favorable opinion of this development either.)
Last edited by Pheatius; 09-22-2003 at 11:57 AM..
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