I was in mourning for Johnny Cash during the Emmys, and Kim Cattrall has once again snubbed my offer as her escort to the festivities.
(Hmmmmm, possibly she could be "borrowed" during the confusion of the hordes advance). Sorry, private moment there.
I feel the need for havoc and destruction. The San Francisco Starbucks shall rue my arrival. Free coffee and coffee derivatives for all the horde.
Keep the bean counters clear and ignore any "notes" that might appear on the backside of my loin cloth.
Harm not a single cable car or feel my wrath for they are holy to me!!! Consider yourselves warned.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
Last edited by rockogre; 09-22-2003 at 10:46 AM..
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