And I, Pyrate the Port Pillager, bring with me boundless experience of the eight seas (yes, there are eight of them-one where London used to be...) and a lust for carnage and carnal corruption. Enlist me, and you will enjoy the wonders and treasures of the oceans, hencetoforth belonging to me, but for you, mighty Leader of Pillagers, I will abdicate my mighty throne and serve under you.
Take me, and you take with you boundless knowledge of the seas and influence as vast as the skies above...And as a token of my allegiance to you, I give you the Pacific, and all the men and soldiers who control it. A small gift for a great man.
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