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when people ask me how to cure hiccups, i tell them something ridiculous: "beat yourself about the head with a spatula," or "jump up and down and sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat,'" and then i take pictures of them and laugh when they start crying.
sure enough, the hiccups are gone once they start concentrating on how to get the camera away from me.
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle
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