Paul: My old apartment! For *three* years I rent apartment from you. Only two days ago I move out and already apartment filled?
David: Please Unwar, I explain.
Paul: Bull! How you explain? [spits] I spit on your explanation!
David: I spit on your spit!
Paul: I piss on your spit!
David: I shit on your piss!
Paul: I fart on your shit!
David: I laugh at your fart!
[Both look at each other in a moment of common realization.]
Paul: We are friends again. [laughs]
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