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3 from the gutter...
Q: What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?
A: Nothing.
Q: How do you know if your roomate is gay?
A: His dick tastes like shit.
Q: What is purple, 18 inches long, and makes women scream.
A: Crib death.
I won't tell the bad ones...
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Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.
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