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I would rather not have a funeral, but instead cut up into pieces and fed to siberian tigers.
If they went behind my back and had one for me, I would raise back up from the dead and kill everybody there who cried or who wasn't drunk. And if he is still alive when I pass on, I want Gilbert Gottfried to give my eulogy.
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Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.
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