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> UNDERSTANDING WORDS WOMEN USE........
>
> FINE
>
> This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
> are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman
> looks -- this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your
> football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's
an
> even trade.
>
> NOTHING
> This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing"
is
> usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you
> inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies
an
> argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
>
> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
> "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
>
> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
> This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care"
> You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed
by
> "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when
> she cools off.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
at
> that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and
> arguing with you over "Nothing"
>
> SOFT SIGH
> Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean
> that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she
will
> stay content.
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
> to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before
> paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"
is
> often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow."
>
> GO AHEAD!
> At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
mighty
> big trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO
> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
> chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever
> it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so
be
> careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
>
> THANKS
> A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome.
>
> THANKS A LOT
> This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A
> Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
> offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh."
> Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
will
only
> tell you "Nothing"
>
> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments
> they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
>
>
>
> Seminar on communication
>
> While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his
> wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential
that
> husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
>
> He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite
> flower?"
>
> Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered,
> "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
>
> And thus began Wally's life of celibacy.
>
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