Wow, think of all the things they can do in this Caucasian Club. Dress up in costumes of the Svan hunter, the Tushin shepherds, and the Adzhar fishermen. Study the handicrafts of the Armenian jewelers, blacksmiths and braziers from Alexandropol. Lobby for Uyghur language studies and have long important discussions about the political situation in Kyrgyzstan. Maybe even a once a year visit to the Russian Museum of Ethnography.
Maybe they can even join the Campus Communists in a yearly celebration of the life of Georgia's finest son, Josef Stalin with a big barbecue cookup of Yarpakh Dolmasy, Karabakh Loby and Liulia-Kebab.
What a fine thing it is to celebrate Caucasian culture.
