I shit on your mother!
I don't know why, but I like that one. I've also found there are quite a few good ones in spanish.
"Things they don't teach you in spanish class..."
Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mom
Mierda - Shit
Chupa me, puto - Suck me, asshole!
chupe me verga /
chupa me la peha - suck my dick
puta - (feminine) whore, bitch
puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole
joto - faggot (mex.)
pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.
Marricon - faggot
Mariposa (Mex.) - faggot (lit. butterfly)
chingar - to fuck
cagar - to shit
coger - to fuck, (lit. to catch)
mamar - to suck
mama huevo - suck genitalia
verga - dick (lit. broomstick)
pinche - fucking (sp?)
chorizo - dick (lit. sausage)
panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar)
culo - ass
huevos - testicles (lit. eggs)
chichis - breasts
pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair)
me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers
Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.
beso mi culo - kiss my ass
hacete cojer - go and get fucked
hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches
metete un palo en
el culo - shove a stick up your ass
chimba - pussy (colombian spanish)
Pinche Caborron - fucking son of a bitch
Chilito - (lit.) little dick
juele a mierda - you smell like shit
Aren't they just beautiful?