Spleens Spouts Unforgiven Results!! (just guesses people)
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1) HHH vs. Goldberg - WHY? DAMMIT... HHH will win. (We all know goldberg will, but a guy can hope can't he?)
Winner: HHH
2) Michaels vs. Orton - Michaels looks sissyer and sissyer every week. He needs to stop wearing his old ramp walk outfits. It makes him look like a bikers "friend". Orton wins with the ugliest Diamond Cutter in the business.
Winner: Orton
3) Kane vs. ShaneoMac - I want more feuds in RAW. Oh! here's one! Kane will beat the crap out of Shane, but Shane will make a comeback at the next PPV.
Winner: Kane
4) SnowCoach vs LawlerRoss - Sigh...
Winner: Snow and Coach, for 2 weeks.
5) Christian vs RVD vs Jericho - ____
Winner: Y2J !!!!!
6) Dudleys vs La Ouisistance (and Conway): Dudleys will make the Frenchies (canadians) suffer for their beaning Spike off a table.
Winner: Dudleys with another 3D through a table
7) Test vs Steiner - ... wait... haven't we seen this match before? Oh yeah, only at the last 5 PPV's duh!
Winner: Test wins, and makes Steiner a Bottom (catcher), and Test remains a Top (pitcher). Keibler takes photos and posts them on the internet.
8) TrishLita vs. MollyGail - Who cares? PUPPIES!! *smacks the lawler out of himself*
okay, lets see... Trish is doing pretty good, and Lita is back from a serious injury. Molly is carrying Gail, who is still trying to kill herself in the ring... hmm... Victoria comes out and interferes.
Winner: Molly and Gail as Victoria gets Trish and Lita DQ'ed.