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Not that this has anything to do with your dog, but it reminded me of a dream I had last night.
I had a fish. It was a strange little ravenous fish and it was dangerous as fuck, and whenever I saw another one somewhere else I'd take it and feed it to mine the way in the hopes of reducing the population a little bit. After I fed it for the third or fourth time, I noticed that it had grown much MUCH bigger than before. I started to back away. It followed me, and crawled out of the pool. But on land it turned out to be a dog. And it didn't eat me when I tried to pet it. The only problem was, it had short-term memory problems and had trouble learning in the long run.
Maybe you could teach him to eat other dogs and grow bigger and turn into a piranha-dog when underwater.
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