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Old 04-25-2003, 06:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
Somenosuke
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Location: The 7th Level..
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Originally posted by little limey
Swallow. That seems to be the popular answer. I don't get his semen in me by having intercourse with a condom on, so I let his little men in my tummy! I feel bad though because they all die an acidy death probably swimming around with potatoes and rice.
For some reason, that potatoes and rice part make me bust up like nobody's business.

Anyway, I have only swallowed once, and it was just -terrible-. This was before I knew that meats and fish made semen taste just horrendous. I could only describe the taste of it (this was my ex) as cardboard that was soaked in a mixture of bleach/baking soda/peroxide for about a week, in a vat in the sun. Needless to say, next time I feel I am going to want to swallow, a certain someone is going to be drinking a lot of pineapple juice or some other thing that will make it sweet.
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