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Lets see, many people are shooting guns. Lets stop and investigate where the gunfire is coming from and who's firing and why while we dodging bullets with ease.
While we're at it, lets gain the ability to stop time so we can find all the terrorists with RPG's and such so we can kill them well in advance.
What if an American soldier were to die from fire at a wedding? Would that magically be alright?
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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