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Did you know that Whinnie the Pooh was a hippie? That is why he is always so laid back. He smokes heaps of pot. That also explains why he is always looking for honey. Sever munchies. He never wants to hurt anyone. Even in the most stress provoking situations he still remains calm. And it also explains why he doesnt wear pants.
Piglet is his homosexual lover and dealer. Piglet is the bitch in the relationship. He is always submissive, gives Pooh whatever he wants and loves doing housework.
Tigger is on speed which is why he is always bouncing all over the place and why he is always so happy.
So next time your reading Whinnie the pooh to your kids think about the message your sending to them...
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