I just couldn't hold back on this one. I am not into fitness. I like to swim and rock climb, ... and ski when I can afford it.  I try to eat right.  Once in a while, I like to have dessert.  I like my desserts to be unhealthy. They have to be unhealthy, or I am not satisfied.
I just saw a commercial for ...  
the Vitaball .
It's not right, I tells ya! Not. Right.