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SAN FRANCISCO??? What happened to sunny Mexico? Has the Atari 2600 already worked some evil on your mind? Alas, I thought it might be under a curse of some sort.
San Francisco is beyond help from mere mortals. It is one of my favorite villages but it is as a rudderless ship, doomed to sail in mindless circles. No one at the wheel with the wit to steer even a wandering course.
I cannot partake in this slaughter as I only kill adults, to kill the city council would be like the slaughter of imbeciles, or mewling kittens.
By the way, the seed of my loins has been fruitful in the belly of my woman one time more than was planned.
I was drugged, taken to the vet, and my orbs of manhood rendered null of fruitfull seed.
Beware women bearing drugs!
Buttcrust the Barren
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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