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Old 09-18-2003, 05:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
Averett
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Originally posted by rockogre
The pill is 99.97325% effective when held tightly between the knees.

My oldest daughter got pregnant while on the pill. She's over weight. I'm guessing she didn't know about the knees method.
That cracked me up!

From what I understand, if you don't take the pill at around the same time every day it'll also screw things up.
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